The Designer Jean Humping Sissy Guido

December 10, 2009 · 0 comments

Humpity hump goes the sorry ass loser boys. One way to really get me to laugh is going on web cam and humping objects. This was a really fun week of humpers out there humping imaginary pussies. I had some girlfriends over on Wed night and got this call from Johnny from Jersey. He sounded like a big juiced up homo with this weird guido accent like one of those losers on the show Jersey Shore. We got him on web cam and sure enough the voice fit the person. Tanned and beefed up with this big chain necklace and a cross hanging between his shaved smooth pecs he was ready to show off.
He didn’t want to be put on the blog so I won’t be sharing the sexy pictures I have of the oiled up idiot. He lived with his girlfriend Marissa who was out with her friends for drinks and he wanted to be a Jenny Jerker while she was gone.
We got him to get naked and there stood this sorry ass loser with lots of muscle and only a little itty bitty guinea cock. HA HA HA LOSER!!! He showed up some pictures of his super hot slutty girlfriend. While he was showing us pictures of them of course I was grabbing screen shots. I told him I was going to put the pictures of both of them on my site. He freaked out and got really scared but there is always a way to make me delete them. He had to send over a $100 tribute and get dressed up in his tramps lingerie. We knew she would have a nice trampy lingerie collection after seeing what a slut she looked like so, we had him go grab a pair of her sexy undies and put on a thong, He picked out a sexy teddy and thong, he came back looking like a guido sissy fag and was holding a pair of her True Religion jeans.
Johnny wanted to lay the jeans out on the bed and hump them for us. Here is this big muscular idiot humping jeans on a bed what a fucking loser. As he was humping the jeans like a bunny he was was saying “Jenny Jerker” over and over like they were the only words he knew. Then came the climactic end as my friends and I were laughing at him he spewed his load all over the fly of her jeans! He made it official, he was now a Jenny jerker.
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